Dating in the Age of Bitcoin
By Chad King
5 Ways to Spot a Keeper When You’re Rich in BTC 💔💰
Alright, crypto kings and queens, let’s talk dating. When you’re stacking those sweet, sweet Satoshis, the dating game changes. Gone are the days of, “Will they pay for dinner?” Now it’s, “Are they actually into me, or are they just here for my crypto?” In the age of Bitcoin, dating takes on a new flavor. You’ve got to stay sharp out there and know how to navigate love without accidentally becoming someone’s personal ATM.
Here’s my 5-step guide to spotting a keeper in the world of crypto romance—so you don’t end up giving away your private keys (or worse, your heart).
1. The “Bitcoin Test”: Gauge Their Crypto IQ 🔍
If you mention “HODL” and they ask if that’s a new TikTok dance, it’s time to assess. A keeper doesn’t have to be a crypto genius, but they should at least understand that Bitcoin isn’t some theme park currency. Casually bring up a term like “halving” or “mining”—if they look lost, they might be here for the wrong reasons.
Pro tip: Ask them if they’ve ever bought crypto. If their answer is “no,” they’re probably not ready for a Bitcoin-based relationship.
2. Watch for Gold-Digger Signs (and I Don’t Mean Mining Gold) 💰
Bitcoin has minted a few millionaires, but it’s also brought out a fresh breed of digital gold-diggers. Look for signs: Do they drop hints about “crypto bros” buying them stuff? Or, do they use the words “financial security” more than once per date?
Red Flag: If they ask, “How much Bitcoin do you have?” on the first date, run. A real keeper will be into you, not your crypto wallet.
3. Find Out if They’re Fiat-Minded or Future-Focused 🏦🔜🌐
Are they still team “fiat” and skeptical of Bitcoin’s potential? Or do they see the future of decentralized finance? You’re dating in 2024, so if they’re still all-in on fiat and think Bitcoin is a “passing trend,” it’s going to be tough to align your worldviews.
Pro tip: Ask them if they know what “DeFi” is. If they think it’s a skincare brand, maybe rethink this one.
4. Check Their Meme Game: Are They Crypto-Culture Ready? 😂
Meme literacy is a major indicator of a real crypto keeper. They should know their way around a “When Lambo” joke and understand why “diamond hands” is basically our love language. Life’s too short to explain to a date why Doge is funny or what “Wen Moon” means.
Pro tip: Send them a Bitcoin meme. If they LOL, you’re on the right track. If they reply, “Who’s this Elon guy?”—sorry, but this isn’t the one.
5. Do They Have The Look? 😎
Bitcoin culture has a vibe—whether it’s the slick-suited conference type, the digital nomad hoodie look, or the decentralized finance minimalist. Is your date vibing with that? You need someone who can look good and look the part. Imagine introducing them to your crypto crew; would they fit in or would they look like they just walked off a bank commercial?
Pro tip: Make sure they can flex and HODL. Style’s a bonus, but a true Bitcoin keeper will know how to ride out market dips without losing their cool (or calling you at midnight to complain about a 5% drop).
In Conclusion: HODL Your Heart, Don’t Just Hand It Over ❤️
At the end of the day, finding a partner who respects your Bitcoin journey is priceless. With these tips, you’ll be ready to spot the real ones and swipe left on the ones who just want to “secure their future.” Remember, the right partner won’t just be in it for the gains—they’ll be in it for the ride.
Happy hunting, and remember: HODL your heart just as much as you HODL your BTC.
by Chad King, Bitcoin millionaire and aspiring love guru
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